Okay, I just started to truly analyze the number of conditions I will need based on individual ZIPs and wild cards alone ... and, this is beyond tedium!

Attached you'll see a spreadsheet I was using to complete this analysis. There are 1487 unique ZIPs in the spreadsheet. I have only gone through the first 294 and already I have well over a hundred unique conditions that I would need to create based on the possible groupings using wild card alone. Column D shows the possible groupings.

All that said, I would like to appeal to the Ubercourt to have mercy on me. If allowing multiple, comma-delimited ZIPs is a low risk feature at this point, I beg for this feature to be available by April 1st.

There, I rest my case!