hah I'd love to do it in France. 
We should get an #ubercamp IRC channel or be hanging out in #drupal-ubercart during the conference. Believe it or not, I don't have a laptop, so I'll be spending my time hanging over other peoples' shoulders. 
@thill: There will be 5 locals counting Christina (my wife) and Jes (Andy's girlfriend). I've heard from at least one person they might try to stop by for a time, so if we plan on food for one extra person that should keep us safe.
Also... jetski sounds awesome! 
